Slayer
Tactical Officer
Posts: 869
Posted on Thu Apr 22, 2004 2:28 am
One of the computer teachers I work with came to me with a disk. He said the kids are learning Mythology and one of the kids brought in a disk about Mythology that they would like to show the class. He wanted me to preview it before showing it to see if 1st graders could see it.

One look at the disk made me crack up, but I played along like I never heard of the game before. We watched the opening movie, a huge battle between the units that where in the game. People getting shot with arrows and crushed by rocks.

Needless to say he didn't want to show it. Anyone want to take a guess of one of the five games for that Mac that this was?

It was rated Teen.

Dolemyte
Commander
Posts: 1116
Posted on Thu Apr 22, 2004 2:43 am
Mythology?

Dolemyte

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Slayer
Tactical Officer
Posts: 869
Posted on Thu Apr 22, 2004 3:18 am


I ran this game which is 2 years old on a BRAND NEW eMac. The game ran like ASS.

I then pumped up the resolution to a decent resolution, 1280x964. The game ran like smelly ass. Not only that but in order to click something I wanted, I had to move the cursor a little bit below the button since the resolution was higher.

Dolemyte
Commander
Posts: 1116
Posted on Thu Apr 22, 2004 4:28 am
Why is there Asian text in the picture above?

Dolemyte

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Gearshift
Intelligence Officer
Posts: 346
Posted on Thu Apr 22, 2004 4:37 am
ohs nos tehy stoeled r lanuages!!!!!1!!!1

Slayer
Tactical Officer
Posts: 869
Posted on Thu Apr 22, 2004 6:22 am
I looked AoM really quick on google image search. I saw the Asian text and said to myself... "i could post this, but they might say something. Ah, forget it, nobody will care."

Wrong......... WRONG....... we're talkin about Fat Jaws, man.

Habitual linestepper.

Slayer
Tactical Officer
Posts: 869
Posted on Thu Apr 22, 2004 6:22 am
EDIT: Sorry about the double post. I'm used to clicking buttons 3 or 4 times in Cybots before Safari (Apple's browser) decides to do anything.

Was using IE5 and hit submit twice.

[ This message was edited by: Slayer on 2004-04-22 13:26 ]

Dolemyte
Commander
Posts: 1116
Posted on Thu Apr 22, 2004 9:39 am
Dude, you said "I'm used to clicking buttons 3 or 4 times." You freakin liar. We all know your MacMouse only has one button.

Dolemyte

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