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Dolemyte Commander Posts: 1116	Posted on Fri Jan 30, 2004 3:47 pm The date you promised, we were gonna game. We waited for you, but you never came. One of your kids showed up, but it wasn't the same. So fuck you Pod, you're fuckin' lame. Ass
	Dolemyte Commander


BloodPod Communications Officer Posts: 230	Posted on Fri Jan 30, 2004 8:07 pm LOL IM STILL WAITING FOR THEM TO HOOK IT UP.. tHEY NEVER EVEN CAME .. Waited 2 1/2 weeks and the fuckers never showed.. I hate COMCAST


Gearshift Intelligence Officer Posts: 346	Posted on Sun Feb 1, 2004 9:07 pm you sure you called the cable people... and not like the plumper or something and why havent you called them everyday for those 2 weeks... silly bastard... STOP TO KILL OUR MOBS!


Slayer Tactical Officer Posts: 869	Posted on Sun Feb 1, 2004 9:18 pm I hate it when you call the plumper by mistake. In fact just don't download ANYTHING with plumper in the file name. Take it from me, you won't want your eyes anymore.


Anonymous Poster Sergeant Major Posts: 179	Posted on Mon Feb 2, 2004 12:17 am Fear the Anonymous. The plumpers make me nautious. The aflo is furious. Partch that quench with malt liquor and orange crush. Pod's ass makes me curious. Is it safe or injurious? His life is so glamorous. While his kids are so hungry they fall unconscious. Cosmic's dog is courageous. We'll rescue you one day so just hide and remain inconspicuous. Grax's sneezes are hazardous. Having the volume up is fucking dangerous. Makes my eardrums simultaneously combust. Sorry that I cussed. Its just that this Mac almost bit the dust. So please don't change my sig, kyle, and make me look ridiculous. Because my rhymes are so ludicrous. Story so meticulous. I don't know how to end, so i'll just say fuck this. WORD MUTHAFUCKA!!! -Slayer


Gearshift Intelligence Officer Posts: 346	Posted on Mon Feb 2, 2004 12:57 am I wish I was partch too and not parched or having a thirst I need to parch, just partch.


Dolemyte Commander Posts: 1116	Posted on Mon Feb 2, 2004 1:24 am me hands both of you some ShizzleAde
	Dolemyte Commander


Slayer Tactical Officer Posts: 869	Posted on Mon Feb 2, 2004 1:38 am Trying to correct grammar in a rap song is like trying to restore a car after its been hit by a train.


BloodPod Communications Officer Posts: 230	Posted on Mon Feb 2, 2004 1:50 am I Call them twice a day to try to get them sooner.. No luck yet.. I hate them


Dolemyte Commander Posts: 1116	Posted on Mon Feb 2, 2004 2:11 am We hate you.
	Dolemyte Commander


Slayer Tactical Officer Posts: 869	Posted on Mon Feb 2, 2004 2:23 am Do you HAVE your old cable modem? Did you try just screwing it in to the little wire that comes out of the wall and then plugging then other wire into the cable modem and computer?


Cosmic Colonel Posts: 53	Posted on Mon Feb 2, 2004 2:32 am You realize that you have to make sure the phone bill is paid BEFORE you can actually call the Cable company and complain that they haven't shown up, right? If you're not sure just pick up the phone and listen to it, if you don't hear anything, turn the phone 180 degrees to make sure you're not listening to the mouth piece, if you still don't hear anything, you need to pay your phone bill. THEN you can call Comcast Another suggestion I have is to make sure your house didn't roll into the next lot. Maybe they did show up and you hadn't realized that your house moved. From my experience as a home inspector I've learned that you have to make sure the house is properly anchored. (Most people take the wheels off when they find a suitable place to park it). My last suggestion would be to go over to Rosa's. Maybe the cable guy is just like everyone else, and likes it better at Rosa's house. Coz "I like to park in hadicapped spaces while handicapped peole make handicapped faces." - The Asshole Song [ This message was edited by: Cosmic on 2004-02-02 14:33 ]
	"I like to park in handicapped spaces while handicapped people make handicapped faces." - The Asshole Song


Slayer Tactical Officer Posts: 869	Posted on Mon Feb 2, 2004 2:34 am Then after you plug the damn modem in you can just call Comcast up and give them the Mac address and they will activate it for you.


Dolemyte Commander Posts: 1116	Posted on Mon Feb 2, 2004 2:36 am Holy Crap Coz, I was practically rolling on the floor at work. The guy in the office accross from me REALLY thinks I am crazy now.
	Dolemyte Commander


Gearshift Intelligence Officer Posts: 346	Posted on Mon Feb 2, 2004 3:10 am pod did you give them the right address...not just looking at the side of your house... or some mail your kids stole on one of thier many outdoor excursions (ex-cur-shuns... means a journey or outting.... ) ... maybe your address is like 1359 Dildo Lane and the last number flipped around and you told them 1356 Dildo Lane....


Dolemyte Commander Posts: 1116	Posted on Mon Feb 2, 2004 3:16 am ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!
	Dolemyte Commander


BloodPod Communications Officer Posts: 230	Posted on Mon Feb 2, 2004 6:49 pm Hey Coz My phone bill is payed.. By my work. But thanks.. Yes i have my modem but no i cant just unscrew the filter and play.. My filter is about 50 ft off the ground With NO pole near it.. Suppossedly by Thursday ill have it.. Oh and COZ I havent been gone for a year yet.. Wait till someone beats ya out before being smart ass on that one :-p


Slayer Tactical Officer Posts: 869	Posted on Mon Feb 2, 2004 9:03 pm What filter? What the hell are you talking about? Plug the god damn modem into the wire coming out of the wall. EXACTLY where it was screwed into befo.... Forget it, I give up.


Gearshift Intelligence Officer Posts: 346	Posted on Mon Feb 2, 2004 9:21 pm rather be a smartass then a dumbass sir and it has been well over 6 months... i remember because it was the second day after the SWG retail came out... you plyed for 1 hour and then poof.... reality set in with your non-compliance with the bill collectors


BloodPod Communications Officer Posts: 230	Posted on Mon Feb 2, 2004 10:48 pm Actually not bill collectors. It was a choice.. Feed kids or play online.. HMM which one? And yes our cable company puts inline filters to block internet just like they use for HBO and such.. I dont know about where you live but our industrial jobs have gone to SHIT in the area here


Slayer Tactical Officer Posts: 869	Posted on Mon Feb 2, 2004 10:53 pm Here you can just plug a cable modem into the wall and go go go. They will send you a letter in the mail asking how you wish to pay. They block and keep track of you by the modem's MAC address. Thats crazy that they have physical filters for blocking things. That sounds so primitive. [ This message was edited by: Slayer on 2004-02-03 10:54 ]


BloodPod Communications Officer Posts: 230	Posted on Mon Feb 2, 2004 11:51 pm Yea it sux. I never unhooked my modem or anything if it was that simple id been playing again awhile ago.. It is sad to wait almost three weeks now for someone to just come out and unhook a simple filter.. It is primitive i feel like the back woods of Kentucky. LOL They need to friggin hurry im impatient.. Oh at least during my non playing time i tried to still keep in touch..


Dolemyte Commander Posts: 1116	Posted on Tue Feb 3, 2004 12:00 am Funny how he completely skirts the issue of his house accidentally rolling into the next lot. It sounds like either a) he stopped paying his bill (for whatever reason food, whateva) and they disconnected him and put him on the do-not-reconnect-cuz-he-don't-pay list or b) he took his house Sunderer-style down a cliff in to the next lot thus explaining the filter being 50 feet up in the air. I bet he didn't even warn his kids to get out either.
	Dolemyte Commander


Slayer Tactical Officer Posts: 869	Posted on Tue Feb 3, 2004 12:16 am Thats hilarious just picturing Pod driving a trailer down a giant hill with his kids screaming "no daddy! nnnnnnoooooooooooo!!" just like you guys in the Sunderer. "No Pod, thats a fucking cliff, it will nev........ aaaahhhhhhhhhhh" Then we can have me hovering above watching in a news helicopter instead of a reaver. This just in, redneck drives his family over a cliff, exclusive video. [ This message was edited by: Slayer on 2004-02-03 12:18 ]


Cosmic Colonel Posts: 53	Posted on Tue Feb 3, 2004 1:08 am PodBoy, First off, I don't recall making a reference as to the length of your hiatus (i'm sorry...that means and interruption in time or continuity; a break). Secondly, I wouldn't waste any of your time worrying about what trouble my smart-ass comments may or may not get me into, it seems to me you have plenty of other things to direct your attention towards. However, if you do find yourself with some free time and are looking for productive ways to spend it, might I suggest attending a local seminar on the basics of budgeting and fiscal (again I apologize....it means of or relating to financial matters) responsibility? If you can't find anything in your local paper, I do believe I saw one that was advertised nationally. I believe their toll-free number was (800)INO-PAYU Your Favorite Galactic SMART-ASS added emphasis (damn I did it again...again I apologize....that means special consideration of or stress or insistence on something") Coz "I like to park in hadicapped spaces while handicapped peole make handicapped faces." - The Asshole Song [ This message was edited by: Cosmic on 2004-02-03 13:09 ]
	"I like to park in handicapped spaces while handicapped people make handicapped faces." - The Asshole Song


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