FlatLine
Sergeant Major
Posts: 117
Posted on Thu Mar 25, 2004 9:01 pm
This just in....
A wave of news reports have been flooding in from members of an elite group known as FatJawsBadness or FJB pick one. Early today reports flooded in from an unknown source k-money *cough *cough about one member known only as Pod. The story could be recapped here. All this reporter heard was SLAP IM RICH JAMES BITCH!!! on a side note a picture of things that come out of his ass was also brought to our attention.

On the other side of the news famed FJB member Slayer made headlines while on a trip to hollywood. He supposedly was arrested for selling copies of "Dawn of the Dead" and "The Passion of the Christ." The full story could be found here. Yet slayer made a getaway when he jumped in his Huey turned on "I fought the law" and screamed "I wish I had 2 more hands to give those movies 4 thumbs down!!!"

Finally member Profile from FJB was found guilty of stupidity yesterday, March 25. He reportedly called two friends asking why his monitor was not working. Both replied by saying make sure its pluged in correctly. After about 10 minutes on the phone with a tech. Profile figured out he pluged the monitor into the wrong card on the computer. The only statement Profile gave to us was "Cocaine's a helluva drug!"

If you see or hear any news about this group of people please report them here. The may be armed, dangerous, and stupid so be careful.


[ This message was edited by: FlatLine on 2004-03-26 09:22 ]
A 100 Shot of NOS is like a hot chick with STD's... You know you wanna hit it, but you are afraid of the conseqeunses!

Slayer
Tactical Officer
Posts: 869
Posted on Thu Mar 25, 2004 11:08 pm

Slayer
Tactical Officer
Posts: 869
Posted on Thu Mar 25, 2004 11:12 pm
That was..... cold blooded.

[ This message was edited by: Slayer on 2004-03-26 11:17 ]

Slayer
Tactical Officer
Posts: 869
Posted on Thu Mar 25, 2004 11:22 pm
Damn this forum and no HTML.

EDIT: I stuck it in my signature, will take it out tomorrow for you 56kers

[ This message was edited by: Slayer on 2004-03-26 11:26 ]

Dolemyte
Commander
Posts: 1116
Posted on Thu Mar 25, 2004 11:24 pm
Slayer was arrested outside "Chicken and Waffles" that must be Pod's other famous son's place.

CHARLIE MURPHY!!!!

Dolemyte

Commander


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