Dolemyte
Commander
Posts: 1116
Posted on Tue Jul 6, 2004 5:34 am
Cuz I can.

Dolemyte

Commander


Dolemyte
Commander
Posts: 1116
Posted on Tue Jul 6, 2004 7:49 am
It's all about me and you bastards know it.

Dolemyte

Commander


Elzzar
General
Posts: 94
Posted on Tue Jul 6, 2004 8:12 am
My car lost a hubcap.

Dolemyte
Commander
Posts: 1116
Posted on Tue Jul 6, 2004 9:29 am
I was born without a penis and I didn't know it until I turned 26.

Dolemyte

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Gearshift
Intelligence Officer
Posts: 346
Posted on Wed Jul 7, 2004 2:09 am
owuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

FlatLine
Sergeant Major
Posts: 117
Posted on Wed Jul 7, 2004 7:53 am
Yes its all about the Money.
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PS Masquerade
I steal hubcaps. Were you in NY lately? If you were I'm sorry if I borrowed it. I will give it back but I need a few things to verify if it is yours. I will need a copy of your insurence card, registration and licence plate number. We are all sorry for any problems this may have caused in your daily life. And just so there is no bad feelings we in NY say...



Have a nice day.

[ This message was edited by: FlatLine on 2004-07-07 14:58 ]
A 100 Shot of NOS is like a hot chick with STD's... You know you wanna hit it, but you are afraid of the conseqeunses!

Dolemyte
Commander
Posts: 1116
Posted on Wed Jul 7, 2004 8:08 am
Sweet dude, that's a nice rug. Reminds me of orientals.

Seriously, though, he said his car lost the hubcap. Notice, he projects the blame onto the car for "losing" the hubcap and not admitting his own failure to fasten said hubcap to the car in such a manner that it could not be removed. Notice, also that he was not there in his car's time of need in order to prevent this loss. My psychiatrist would say that he has lost touch with reality and that he needs medication and a straight-jacket ASAP.

Who drives a car with hubcaps these days anyway? Consider your car that much more modern now. Pimp my ride, nigga!

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Slayer
Tactical Officer
Posts: 869
Posted on Wed Jul 7, 2004 4:46 pm
Once upon a midnight dreary, while porn I surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of 'hot xxx galore'. I clicked my fav'rite bookmark, and suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour; " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.

Dolemyte
Commander
Posts: 1116
Posted on Thu Jul 8, 2004 3:07 am
One time a googled "bunny" but didn't find a rabbit.

Dolemyte

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Gearshift
Intelligence Officer
Posts: 346
Posted on Sat Jul 10, 2004 3:40 am
so i just sat there and jacked it, jacked it all upon the floor


[ This message was edited by: Gearshift on 2004-07-10 10:44 ]

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