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FlatLine
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Posted on Mon Jul 12, 2004 12:32 am
German scientists dug 50 meters underground and discovered small pieces of copper. After studying these pieces for a long time, Germany announced that the ancient Germans 25,000 years ago had a nationwide telephone network.
Naturally, the British government was not that easily impressed. They ordered their own scientists to dig even deeper. 100 meters down, they found small pieces of glass, and they soon announced that the ancient Brits 35,000 years ago already had a nationwide fibre net. Israeli scientists were outraged. They dug 50, 100 and 200 meters underground, but found absolutely nothing... They concluded that the ancient Hebrews 45,000 years ago had cellular telephones. |
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A 100 Shot of NOS is like a hot chick with STD's...
You know you wanna hit it, but you are afraid of the conseqeunses!
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Dolemyte
Commander Posts: 1116
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Posted on Mon Jul 12, 2004 1:19 am
Wow, that's the best telephone joke I've heard in the last 2 or 3 minutes. GW
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