Browsers - General - Fat Jaws Badness

Dolemyte Commander Posts: 1116	Posted on Wed Jan 26, 2005 8:31 am This one is for all you IE haterz: Before you jump on the FireFix bandwagon just because everyone else is, try the beta version of Opera: Click here for the Beta Download Opera has been around for a long time, but the beta version has most of the features of FireFox and then some. I'm not going to stop using IE personally because 95% of the webpages in the world are designed for it, but this version of Opera sure is cool.
	Dolemyte Commander


Slayer Tactical Officer Posts: 869	Posted on Wed Jan 26, 2005 6:21 pm Kyle left about an hour ago so i made another one of my dont wake mommy dirnks. dAve's surprise mixed drinks. Don;t wanna wake my parents up with clanging spoons so i dont mix the drinks. So the buzz comes at the end of the drink, Im a man of my word Kyle so I wont memtion it, but date the lawyer, you can convert her to us. She will play vidiogaemes with us. Like mrs. scortie. SHe looks swedish, she will come to AO like she loves the video games. So 2 bacardi silvers with half bottle of absolute with no spoon clanging. IOts a crazy drink till you et to the end withthe settled voska. I misspelt vodka but i dont wanna backspace. Props go out to dom who introduced me to absolute which it teh shizzle. After tomorrow im all out so we need to go to wine and spririts and get stoly + the kalua you where talking about. Last time i was this messed up I watched the honymooners. Heeellloooo ball. LOLOL Oh man. My toes feel wonderfull. well, hole body but toes feel especially wonderful. Its not often you get to treat them. I like rocking back and forth cause you got lkie that double vision going on. Fill my eyes with that double vision. name the band damien. My lips feel numb. My mom just knoked on the door. I laughed cause I had to go pee and I went and stole dads amaretto and put it in another mikes hard lemodade it tasted like shit because they dont go tgether. I think im getting used to this because i started rinkging to get tired and im not getting tired. I just feel gooooood. Its okay cause its okay cause its good, lol. Enterr, on a Mac its returb, hit return you stupid kid. i love you julie, i hate you jodi


Hanibal Sergeant Major Posts: 11	Posted on Thu Jan 27, 2005 1:03 am awesome.... there should be more 'wasted-captain's logs' in here
	"Take your place in the line to be ground by the gears of the masterpiece..."


Dolemyte Commander Posts: 1116	Posted on Thu Jan 27, 2005 2:40 am lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!! I witnessed the first part of this last night before I logged off and honestly thought he was kidding for a while. Then it became clear when he really started slurring his speech. Obviously it got much worse after I left! Nice work dude, I need to set us up a blog site for this stuff. Goodluck to you guys at work today.
	Dolemyte Commander


Slayer Tactical Officer Posts: 869	Posted on Thu Jan 27, 2005 3:30 am First off, what the fuck? I remember the part about pouring vodka into my glass and not mixing it because I didn't want to wake up my parents. I also remember logging into FJB to tell you guys about my drink with the "Vodka on the Bottom" like the yogurt "Fruit on the Bottom". If i'm remembering yesterday correctly I think that's the first time i've ever been drunk. I remember Kyle wanted to know what happened today. Today went like this. I woke up with a small buzz going. I remembered Jodi wanted to talk to us today so I ran into the kitchen and mixed what was left with a Bacardi silver and downed it as quickly as I could. There was a car ride in between I think. And Jodi just basically told us that we need to check in with the CRT when we come in. Plus some lips moving alot and me leaning on things. "Props to Dom" again for talking for me and saving my job. By the looks of the bottles this morning, whatever I drank this morning I drank double, maybe triple last night. I think Jennifer Garner owes me a BJ for all the trouble I went through to see her movie. And speaking of movies. are they making an Aeon Flux movie?!?!?! Bad fucking ass!!!!


FlatLine Sergeant Major Posts: 117	Posted on Thu Jan 27, 2005 3:42 am This Post has been Highjacked!!!!!!! Dont worry Dave after you start drinking alot everything begins to taste like water. So mixing drinks doesn't really matter all that much. [ This message was edited by: FlatLine on 2005-01-27 10:46 ]
	A 100 Shot of NOS is like a hot chick with STD's... You know you wanna hit it, but you are afraid of the conseqeunses!


Hanibal Sergeant Major Posts: 11	Posted on Thu Jan 27, 2005 6:54 am jennifer garner is hot... but i wish i had more hands so i could give Elektra 4 thumbs down...
	"Take your place in the line to be ground by the gears of the masterpiece..."


Gearshift Intelligence Officer Posts: 346	Posted on Thu Jan 27, 2005 7:47 am just an update, heh Dave over there came into work hammered today...


Slayer Tactical Officer Posts: 869	Posted on Thu Jan 27, 2005 9:38 am Potatoes!!