MSN Conversations - General - Fat Jaws Badness

Slayer Tactical Officer Posts: 869	Posted on Thu Jan 27, 2005 10:13 am I'm making my own thread for me to post the annoying people who msg me randomly on MSN. All conversations really happened and where not altered. Enjoy! Never give out your password or credit card number in an instant message conversation. is it just me or does HOT guys have nice asses says: how did u get my email??????????/ Dave says: you just added me Dave says: to YOUR list is it just me or does HOT guys have nice asses says: do i know u Dave says: no, why did you add me to your list? Dave says: i should be asking you who you are is it just me or does HOT guys have nice asses says: i don't know is it just me or does HOT guys have nice asses says: do u go to this school??????? Dave says: what school is it just me or does HOT guys have nice asses says: do u go to this school??? is it just me or does HOT guys have nice asses says: do u go to this school Dave says: WHAT SCHOOL? is it just me or does HOT guys have nice asses says: wlss Dave says: ummm, no is it just me or does HOT guys have nice asses says: how old are u Dave says: 22 is it just me or does HOT guys have nice asses says: really Dave says: yeah, why? is it just me or does HOT guys have nice asses says: just woundering\\ is it just me or does HOT guys have nice asses says: hey i have to run is it just me or does HOT guys have nice asses says: bye t2u soon Dave says: bye bye pumpkin The following message could not be delivered to all recipients: bye bye pumpkin


FlatLine Sergeant Major Posts: 117	Posted on Fri Jan 28, 2005 4:01 am At least you really got the point across that you don't know them. But hey they did say t2u soon so they will IM you again. so all in all it really didn't work now that I think about it. Anyway have a nice time at work pumpkin.
	A 100 Shot of NOS is like a hot chick with STD's... You know you wanna hit it, but you are afraid of the conseqeunses!


Slayer Tactical Officer Posts: 869	Posted on Fri Jan 28, 2005 8:33 am [email protected] says: willams lake Dave says: canada? ah Dave says: that sucks [email protected] says: it's cool i guess Dave says: you're not french are you? [email protected] says: god no i don't know a word in french [email protected] says: u [email protected] says: i know how u got added to my msn [email protected] says: its because my friends email is the same but it has an under score in it Dave says: is it a girl? cause people msg me all the time asking for her [email protected] says: yeah she's a girl Dave says: Hey, dirty, baby I got your money Dave says: Don't your worry, I said hey. Dave says: Baby I got your money [email protected] says: What???????????????????? Dave says: YEAH!!!!! [email protected] says: yeah what??? Dave says: hhhhwwwwwwhat???? [email protected] says: what do u mean by "baby i got your mony" [email protected] says: g2g see ya later Dave says: later, keep that shit all crunk Dave says: can you dig it?


Slayer Tactical Officer Posts: 869	Posted on Fri Mar 4, 2005 9:08 am lol says: k tens feito Dave says: sim lol says: ok lol says: mais nada pa dixer.. lol says: o meu log ta vazio Dave says: encha-o lol says: ta cheio..mas ninguem ta ca lol says: poucas pexoas Dave says: Como s?o? lol says: ??? lol says: ja foste ao meu log.... lol says: todos dixem k me vao fechar o meu fotolog Dave says: seguro lol says: ??? Dave says: eu n?o sei lol says: vai ver o meu log lol says: e dpx dix kualker coisa Dave says: Quanto mais? lol says: ?


Slayer Tactical Officer Posts: 869	Posted on Sun Apr 24, 2005 6:53 am enforcados....todos na mesma arvore...cm Judas! says: a lara ta ca enforcados....todos na mesma arvore...cm Judas! says: no msg enforcados....todos na mesma arvore...cm Judas! says: SARA Dave says: what enforcados....todos na mesma arvore...cm Judas! says: a lara ta no msg Dave says: what enforcados....todos na mesma arvore...cm Judas! says: sara...adicionei-te ? nossa conversa Dave says: what enforcados....todos na mesma arvore...cm Judas! says: afinal.. enforcados....todos na mesma arvore...cm Judas! says: se nao ?s a sara...?s kem afinal? Dave says: huh? enforcados....todos na mesma arvore...cm Judas! says: tens alguma sara na tua familia? Dave says: O QUE A FODA ? VOC? QUE DIZ This is a chat he invited me to: .:Continua chamando-me assim, Buubuu <-. says: qd m ia deitar Dave says: what .:Continua chamando-me assim, Buubuu <-. says: lol .:Continua chamando-me assim, Buubuu <-. says: wtf .:Continua chamando-me assim, Buubuu <-. says: => .:Continua chamando-me assim, Buubuu <-. says: michael enforcados....todos na mesma arvore...cm Judas! says: fala Dave says: who enforcados....todos na mesma arvore...cm Judas! says: a sara ta ca Dave says: what? enforcados....todos na mesma arvore...cm Judas! says: fdx enforcados....todos na mesma arvore...cm Judas! says: sara lara e eu...da....tamos aki no memo chat!!!? Dave says: W H A T ? enforcados....todos na mesma arvore...cm Judas! says: sara enforcados....todos na mesma arvore...cm Judas! says: ja falaste com a lara? Dave says: who's this sara chick? is she fucking hot? enforcados....todos na mesma arvore...cm Judas! says: bye enforcados....todos na mesma arvore...cm Judas! has left the conversation.


Slayer Tactical Officer Posts: 869	Posted on Fri Aug 19, 2005 2:25 pm Never give out your password or credit card number in an instant message conversation. [email protected] says: q pdin Dave says: si [email protected] says: q Dave says: a [email protected] says: abla [email protected] says: q acs Dave says: gutin-tas [email protected] says: q [email protected] says: ? Dave says: ulgunas vladimark? youvantos ellio quentas [email protected] says: aprend a escribir Dave says: ya, i escribir'ed "El Grande Uno" on my cock cuando me suicide me sentire mejor says: eres dalia cuando me suicide me sentire mejor says: ? Dave says: si cuando me suicide me sentire mejor says: entonses adios cuando me suicide me sentire mejor says: ja Dave says: later fucker cuando me suicide me sentire mejor says: no escierto cuando me suicide me sentire mejor says: toy con chaca cuando me suicide me sentire mejor says: kiere avrir su meil pro no sab cuando me suicide me sentire mejor just sent you a Nudge! cuando me suicide me sentire mejor says: Dave says: eres cuando me suicide me sentire mejor? cuando me suicide me sentire mejor says: no Dave says: WE'RE RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF A FUCKING REPTILE ZOO!!! cuando me suicide me sentire mejor says: soy oi es un dia felis cuando me suicide me sentire mejor says: y manana cra mejor cuando me suicide me sentire mejor says: soy juan Dave says: we can't chat here, this is bat country cuando me suicide me sentire mejor says: ok but i not in merida cuando me suicide me sentire mejor says: i just eat my love for drive in hate and give you Dave says: september 24th cuando me suicide me sentire mejor says: fuckin druger Dave says: your love is like a thickning cock, berserker cuando me suicide me sentire mejor says: y carlos? Dave says: si cuando me suicide me sentire mejor says: q es berserker cuando me suicide me sentire mejor says: ? Dave says: ShadowLordRaul: adoro comer gallo carnoso cuando me suicide me sentire mejor says: fo cuando me suicide me sentire mejor says: yo le kito lo viscoso Dave says: si, the mental work is a bitch cuando me suicide me sentire mejor says: abla en espa?ol o aprende bien ingles Dave says: eres carlos? cause he is a faggot cuando me suicide me sentire mejor says: no soy juan Dave says: si, soy juan cuando me suicide me sentire mejor says: q Dave says: i just want to carve a Z in your forehead cuando me suicide me sentire mejor says: kien eres cuando me suicide me sentire mejor says: ? Dave says: quien cuando me suicide me sentire mejor just sent you a Nudge! Dave says: nudge me one more time and i am going to fucking eat your children and shit them into your wife's uterus cuando me suicide me sentire mejor says: a cuando me suicide me sentire mejor says: si ta bien Dave says: did you know it costs $400 for a fucking xbox360? cuando me suicide me sentire mejor says: no Dave says: but they have a $300 one that is barren of everything you need to have a positive gaming experience Dave says: piss cuando me suicide me sentire mejor says: ya me dist ueva no c kien eres cuando me suicide me sentire mejor says: y no c q es eso Dave says: a e i o u and sometimes y cuando me suicide me sentire mejor says: tu culo adios Dave says: adios, msg me later, i wanna talk about cutting holes into girl's stomachs and having sex with their insides Dave says: bye bye pumpkin cuando me suicide me sentire mejor says: a


Slayer Tactical Officer Posts: 869	Posted on Fri Aug 19, 2005 2:49 pm This one is an old one i found in my old AngelFire account. Never give out your password or credit card number in an instant message conversation. Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open man-hole and die: FREE BERTUZZI says: hey Dave says: yo Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open man-hole and die: FREE BERTUZZI says: sup Dave says: heh, nuthin much Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open man-hole and die: FREE BERTUZZI says: how was ur day Dave says: ummm... not too bad, how was yours? Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open man-hole and die: FREE BERTUZZI says: it was shit Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open man-hole and die: FREE BERTUZZI says: i had a real bitch with me today Dave says: what happened? Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open man-hole and die: FREE BERTUZZI says: i had the chick that was suppose to train me but she treated me like i was 2 Dave says: train you in what? Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open man-hole and die: FREE BERTUZZI says: i wnated to tell her to fuck up Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open man-hole and die: FREE BERTUZZI says: my house cleaning Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open man-hole and die: FREE BERTUZZI says: so how was ur day Dave says: ummm... not too bad, how was yours? Dave says: hehe Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open man-hole and die: FREE BERTUZZI says: i tolod u Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open man-hole and die: FREE BERTUZZI says: what did u do today and i wrote mom so u can tell her Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open man-hole and die: FREE BERTUZZI says: rach Dave says: like i said, nothing much Dave says: same old stuff Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open man-hole and die: FREE BERTUZZI says: get into any troblue Dave says: i wish, then something exciting would of happened Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open man-hole and die: FREE BERTUZZI says: miss u girl Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open man-hole and die: FREE BERTUZZI says: how was CSI last night or did u watch Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open man-hole and die: FREE BERTUZZI says: i just heared a very fucked up langue Dave says: miss you too, no didnt get to watch Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open man-hole and die: FREE BERTUZZI says: oh ok Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open man-hole and die: FREE BERTUZZI says: why cant they shut the fuck up and let me go back to my nice warm couch Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open man-hole and die: FREE BERTUZZI says: hows my kitty Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open man-hole and die: FREE BERTUZZI says: rach Dave says: it died in a horrible car accident Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open man-hole and die: FREE BERTUZZI says: WHAT Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open man-hole and die: FREE BERTUZZI says: dont say shit like that Dave says: sorry, i didnt know how to tell you Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open man-hole and die: FREE BERTUZZI says: ur kiddidng right Dave says: it just ran out the door Dave says: im sorry Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open man-hole and die: FREE BERTUZZI says: she'd dead Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open man-hole and die: FREE BERTUZZI says: queenie is dead Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open man-hole and die: FREE BERTUZZI says: rachel Dave says: oh, you said kitty Dave says: yeah queenie is fine Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open man-hole and die: FREE BERTUZZI says: wtf did u think i said Dave says: im tired, text is kinda blurry Dave says: misread Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open man-hole and die: FREE BERTUZZI says: u nearly gave me a heartattack Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open man-hole and die: FREE BERTUZZI says: what time did u get up today Dave says: 8am Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open man-hole and die: FREE BERTUZZI says: u went to bed at 8am or u got up at 8am Dave says: got up of course Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open man-hole and die: FREE BERTUZZI says: i was up at 5:30 and went to work at 7:30 Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open man-hole and die: FREE BERTUZZI says: had a nap and woke up at 10 Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open man-hole and die: FREE BERTUZZI says: then worked till 5:30 Dave says: you took a nap at work? Dave says: did you lock yourself in the bathroom and sleep on the floor or something? Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open man-hole and die: FREE BERTUZZI says: no me and livi napped on the couch Dave says: ah Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open man-hole and die: FREE BERTUZZI says: hows mom and day Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open man-hole and die: FREE BERTUZZI says: dad Dave says: pretty good, nothing new with them either Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open man-hole and die: FREE BERTUZZI says: ya so mom has the weekend off Dave says: yeah, thats awesome Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open man-hole and die: FREE BERTUZZI says: i wish i had that Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open man-hole and die: FREE BERTUZZI says: but i got two days off next week Dave says: thats cool, what are you going to do for those two days? Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open man-hole and die: FREE BERTUZZI says: i have to get my feet done Dave says: whats wrong with your feet? Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open man-hole and die: FREE BERTUZZI says: my planter warts Dave says: thats horrible Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open man-hole and die: FREE BERTUZZI says: ya its gross Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open man-hole and die: FREE BERTUZZI says: so hows taylor Dave says: taylor is in the hospital Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open man-hole and die: FREE BERTUZZI says: why are u being mean Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open man-hole and die: FREE BERTUZZI says: adn he is not in the hospital Dave says: ooohhh, i thought you meant taylor on CSI Dave says: no, yeah, he is cool Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open man-hole and die: FREE BERTUZZI says: they is a taylor on CSI thier Dave says: yeah, only taylor is a she Dave says: and shes in the hospital for a gunshot wound Dave says: i think Raina shot her Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open man-hole and die: FREE BERTUZZI says: is that the intern that warick was suppose to train Dave says: yes Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open man-hole and die: FREE BERTUZZI says: oh ok Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open man-hole and die: FREE BERTUZZI says: so hows sean Dave says: amazing in bed Dave says: i mean Dave says: at fixing beds Dave says: amazing handyman Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open man-hole and die: FREE BERTUZZI says: u didnt Dave says: no Dave says: i broke the headboard Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open man-hole and die: FREE BERTUZZI says: waht headborad Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open man-hole and die: FREE BERTUZZI says: what Dave says: on the bed, silly Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open man-hole and die: FREE BERTUZZI says: k stop being a bag ok Dave says: sure thing Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open man-hole and die: FREE BERTUZZI says: oh and could u tell mom to put my advil in my package Dave says: sure Dave says: you need anything else in your package? Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open man-hole and die: FREE BERTUZZI says: not that i know off Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open man-hole and die: FREE BERTUZZI says: if i think of something ill tell u Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open man-hole and die: FREE BERTUZZI says: so hows life Dave says: not to bad, if i keep getting good experience at the Warrens, ill be Jedi Master by the end of the month Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open man-hole and die: FREE BERTUZZI says: wtf Dave says: i know, i cant wait either Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open man-hole and die: FREE BERTUZZI says: ur stranger Dave says: stranger than who? Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open man-hole and die: FREE BERTUZZI says: strange Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open man-hole and die: FREE BERTUZZI says: the cat just hit me Dave says: hit it back Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open man-hole and die: FREE BERTUZZI says: i coudlnt Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open man-hole and die: FREE BERTUZZI says: but i g2g Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open man-hole and die: FREE BERTUZZI says: im heading to the couch Dave says: take care Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open man-hole and die: FREE BERTUZZI says: kisses and hugs and lots love Dave says: <3


Slayer Tactical Officer Posts: 869	Posted on Thu Sep 1, 2005 8:50 am His name starts out as "[email protected]" but changes to "NOTHING WILL KEEP US APART! WE COULD KILL THEM ALL!! sos lo unico q amo...sos lo mejor en mi vida" after I clicked something. Weird. [email protected] says: hello [email protected] says: otep is my life [email protected] says: heyyyyy Dave says: hehe, hey [email protected] says: hola, hello [email protected] says: tell me.. [email protected] says: something Dave says: oh Dave says: kay [email protected] says: [email protected] says: puta [email protected] says: i love otep [email protected] says: you? Dave says: they're okay [email protected] says: and....... Dave says: and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car [email protected] says: ok Dave says: It's okay. he's admiring the shape of your skull [email protected] says: cry to the sky [email protected] says: i somet.....hing [email protected] says: i need something Dave says: ether? [email protected] says: like you [email protected] says: do you like otep? [email protected] says: i leave Dave says: yeah, you hear their shit and you can't help but to just get up and dance Dave says: i like lord is my weapon, that's a fine number [email protected] says: yeah [email protected] says: what shit? Dave says: the singer is hot too. we could set her up in one of these back street motels, hang pictures of Jesus all over the room, then turn these pigs loose on her... Hell she's strong, she'll hold her own. NOTHING WILL KEEP US APART! WE COULD KILL THEM ALL!! sos lo unico q amo...sos lo mejor en mi vida says: yeahhhh NOTHING WILL KEEP US APART! WE COULD KILL THEM ALL!! sos lo unico q amo...sos lo mejor en mi vida says: i love her NOTHING WILL KEEP US APART! WE COULD KILL THEM ALL!! sos lo unico q amo...sos lo mejor en mi vida says: i leave man Dave says: There he goes! One of God's own prototypes -- a high powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live and too rare to die


Slayer Tactical Officer Posts: 869	Posted on Thu Sep 1, 2005 2:42 pm NOTHING WILL KEEP US APART! WE COULD KILL THEM ALL!! sos lo unico q amo...sos lo mejor en mi vida says: hi NOTHING WILL KEEP US APART! WE COULD KILL THEM ALL!! sos lo unico q amo...sos lo mejor en mi vida says: hello dave Dave says: the truth NOTHING WILL KEEP US APART! WE COULD KILL THEM ALL!! sos lo unico q amo...sos lo mejor en mi vida says: what Dave says: the truth is we're going to Vegas to croak a scag baron named Savage Henry. I've known him for years but he ripped us off NOTHING WILL KEEP US APART! WE COULD KILL THEM ALL!! sos lo unico q amo...sos lo mejor en mi vida says: who Dave says: and you know what that means, right? NOTHING WILL KEEP US APART! WE COULD KILL THEM ALL!! sos lo unico q amo...sos lo mejor en mi vida says: i don't know Dave says: Savage Henry has cashed his check! We're going to rip his lungs out! NOTHING WILL KEEP US APART! WE COULD KILL THEM ALL!! sos lo unico q amo...sos lo mejor en mi vida says: ahh....ok Dave says: And eat them! That bastard won't get away with this! What's going on in this country when a scum sucker like that can get away with sandbagging a Doctor of Journalism? NOTHING WILL KEEP US APART! WE COULD KILL THEM ALL!! sos lo unico q amo...sos lo mejor en mi vida says: ja. i don't realy know NOTHING WILL KEEP US APART! WE COULD KILL THEM ALL!! sos lo unico q amo...sos lo mejor en mi vida says: it's fuck up NOTHING WILL KEEP US APART! WE COULD KILL THEM ALL!! sos lo unico q amo...sos lo mejor en mi vida says: i'm from argentina NOTHING WILL KEEP US APART! WE COULD KILL THEM ALL!! sos lo unico q amo...sos lo mejor en mi vida says: did you see my photo? Dave says: nope NOTHING WILL KEEP US APART! WE COULD KILL THEM ALL!! sos lo unico q amo...sos lo mejor en mi vida says: ahhh Dave says: were's that? NOTHING WILL KEEP US APART! WE COULD KILL THEM ALL!! sos lo unico q amo...sos lo mejor en mi vida says: what? Dave says: the photo NOTHING WILL KEEP US APART! WE COULD KILL THEM ALL!! sos lo unico q amo...sos lo mejor en mi vida says: a picture! Dave says: where can i see the photo?? NOTHING WILL KEEP US APART! WE COULD KILL THEM ALL!! sos lo unico q amo...sos lo mejor en mi vida says: nothing...... NOTHING WILL KEEP US APART! WE COULD KILL THEM ALL!! sos lo unico q amo...sos lo mejor en mi vida says: no NOTHING WILL KEEP US APART! WE COULD KILL THEM ALL!! sos lo unico q amo...sos lo mejor en mi vida says: i'm from argentina Dave says: and these crude pornographic photos smeared with mustard that had dried to a hard yellow crust Dave says: what kind of addict would need all these coconut husks and crushed honeydew rinds? Would the presence of junkies account for all these uneaten french fries? These puddles of glazed ketchup on the bureau? Maybe so, but then why all this booze? Dave says: can i ask you a question? NOTHING WILL KEEP US APART! WE COULD KILL THEM ALL!! sos lo unico q amo...sos lo mejor en mi vida says: yes,,,,easy Dave says: what made you do it? who paid you off? NOTHING WILL KEEP US APART! WE COULD KILL THEM ALL!! sos lo unico q amo...sos lo mejor en mi vida says: i need someone new NOTHING WILL KEEP US APART! WE COULD KILL THEM ALL!! sos lo unico q amo...sos lo mejor en mi vida says: thisis so ......ugly NOTHING WILL KEEP US APART! WE COULD KILL THEM ALL!! sos lo unico q amo...sos lo mejor en mi vida says: i'm just 16 NOTHING WILL KEEP US APART! WE COULD KILL THEM ALL!! sos lo unico q amo...sos lo mejor en mi vida says: i'm innocent...ja Dave says: You're lying! You were after the evidence. Who put you up to this? Dave says: the manager? NOTHING WILL KEEP US APART! WE COULD KILL THEM ALL!! sos lo unico q amo...sos lo mejor en mi vida says: sorry? NOTHING WILL KEEP US APART! WE COULD KILL THEM ALL!! sos lo unico q amo...sos lo mejor en mi vida says: noooooo Dave says: Bullshit! You're just as much a part of it as they are! NOTHING WILL KEEP US APART! WE COULD KILL THEM ALL!! sos lo unico q amo...sos lo mejor en mi vida says: no, believe me, please Dave says: hmmmm Dave says: maybe you're telling the truth Dave says: maybe you're not part of it NOTHING WILL KEEP US APART! WE COULD KILL THEM ALL!! sos lo unico q amo...sos lo mejor en mi vida says: ye Dave says: in that case, maybe you can help NOTHING WILL KEEP US APART! WE COULD KILL THEM ALL!! sos lo unico q amo...sos lo mejor en mi vida says: who are you? Dave says: i think we should put you on the payroll, see what you come up with Dave says: do you think you can handle it? NOTHING WILL KEEP US APART! WE COULD KILL THEM ALL!! sos lo unico q amo...sos lo mejor en mi vida says: answer me Dave says: one IM everyday. just tell us what you've seen Dave says: dont worry if it doesnt add up, that's our problem Dave says: i'm Duke, but Inspector Rock will pay you Dave says: in cash Dave says: a thousand dollars on the 9th of every month Dave says: The password is: "One Hand Washes The Other." The minute you hear that, you say "I fear nothing." NOTHING WILL KEEP US APART! WE COULD KILL THEM ALL!! sos lo unico q amo...sos lo mejor en mi vida says: it's a lie Dave says: hmmm Dave says: you say you understand, but i can see it in your eyes Dave says: you're lying to me NOTHING WILL KEEP US APART! WE COULD KILL THEM ALL!! sos lo unico q amo...sos lo mejor en mi vida says: in my eyes? NOTHING WILL KEEP US APART! WE COULD KILL THEM ALL!! sos lo unico q amo...sos lo mejor en mi vida says: you are lying! Dave says: http://wowseriousbusiness.y... NOTHING WILL KEEP US APART! WE COULD KILL THEM ALL!! sos lo unico q amo...sos lo mejor en mi vida says: i don't undertand you Dave says: You did the right thing. Never try to understand a press message. About half the time we use codes NOTHING WILL KEEP US APART! WE COULD KILL THEM ALL!! sos lo unico q amo...sos lo mejor en mi vida says: ok Dave says: well, ill talk to you later, i gotta recall to Freeport to start my assassin quest Dave says: vitality is building up, you know how that is NOTHING WILL KEEP US APART! WE COULD KILL THEM ALL!! sos lo unico q amo...sos lo mejor en mi vida says: suerte NOTHING WILL KEEP US APART! WE COULD KILL THEM ALL!! sos lo unico q amo...sos lo mejor en mi vida says: o NOTHING WILL KEEP US APART! WE COULD KILL THEM ALL!! sos lo unico q amo...sos lo mejor en mi vida says: no


Slayer Tactical Officer Posts: 869	Posted on Thu Sep 1, 2005 2:53 pm NOTHING WILL KEEP US APART! WE COULD KILL THEM ALL!! sos lo unico q amo...sos lo mejor en mi vida says: tell something real Dave says: are you female? NOTHING WILL KEEP US APART! WE COULD KILL THEM ALL!! sos lo unico q amo...sos lo mejor en mi vida says: whut is that Dave says: a human with a vagina Dave says: are you a girl? NOTHING WILL KEEP US APART! WE COULD KILL THEM ALL!! sos lo unico q amo...sos lo mejor en mi vida says: jaja NOTHING WILL KEEP US APART! WE COULD KILL THEM ALL!! sos lo unico q amo...sos lo mejor en mi vida says: i know NOTHING WILL KEEP US APART! WE COULD KILL THEM ALL!! sos lo unico q amo...sos lo mejor en mi vida says: yes Dave says: lol, can i see ur pix? NOTHING WILL KEEP US APART! WE COULD KILL THEM ALL!! sos lo unico q amo...sos lo mejor en mi vida says: not today Dave says: plz NOTHING WILL KEEP US APART! WE COULD KILL THEM ALL!! sos lo unico q amo...sos lo mejor en mi vida says: i can't Dave says: k MSN's crying emote NOTHING WILL KEEP US APART! WE COULD KILL THEM ALL!! sos lo unico q amo...sos lo mejor en mi vida says: MSN's shocked emote NOTHING WILL KEEP US APART! WE COULD KILL THEM ALL!! sos lo unico q amo...sos lo mejor en mi vida says: bye Dave says: suerte NOTHING WILL KEEP US APART! WE COULD KILL THEM ALL!! sos lo unico q amo...sos lo mejor en mi vida says: estamos lejos


Slayer Tactical Officer Posts: 869	Posted on Thu Sep 1, 2005 3:18 pm NOTHING WILL KEEP US APART! WE COULD KILL THEM ALL!! sos lo unico q amo...sos lo mejor en mi vida says: ah NOTHING WILL KEEP US APART! WE COULD KILL THEM ALL!! sos lo unico q amo...sos lo mejor en mi vida says: traitor NOTHING WILL KEEP US APART! WE COULD KILL THEM ALL!! sos lo unico q amo...sos lo mejor en mi vida says: i'm so tired of this NOTHING WILL KEEP US APART! WE COULD KILL THEM ALL!! sos lo unico q amo...sos lo mejor en mi vida says: so sick of you..............jaja Dave says: MSN's crying emote NOTHING WILL KEEP US APART! WE COULD KILL THEM ALL!! sos lo unico q amo...sos lo mejor en mi vida says: bye Dave says: take care NOTHING WILL KEEP US APART! WE COULD KILL THEM ALL!! sos lo unico q amo...sos lo mejor en mi vida says: why Dave says: why what? NOTHING WILL KEEP US APART! WE COULD KILL THEM ALL!! sos lo unico q amo...sos lo mejor en mi vida says: fuck off Dave says: take care = good luck Dave says: be safe NOTHING WILL KEEP US APART! WE COULD KILL THEM ALL!! sos lo unico q amo...sos lo mejor en mi vida says: byeeeeee NOTHING WILL KEEP US APART! WE COULD KILL THEM ALL!! sos lo unico q amo...sos lo mejor en mi vida says: ok Dave says: jeez, you try to be nice NOTHING WILL KEEP US APART! WE COULD KILL THEM ALL!! sos lo unico q amo...sos lo mejor en mi vida says: ja NOTHING WILL KEEP US APART! WE COULD KILL THEM ALL!! sos lo unico q amo...sos lo mejor en mi vida says: ok, why NOTHING WILL KEEP US APART! WE COULD KILL THEM ALL!! sos lo unico q amo...sos lo mejor en mi vida says: i want to know you Dave says: why what? Dave says: was my brother typing things to you while i was AFK? NOTHING WILL KEEP US APART! WE COULD KILL THEM ALL!! sos lo unico q amo...sos lo mejor en mi vida says: ehhhh? Dave says: i just came back from exercising and you told me to fuck off NOTHING WILL KEEP US APART! WE COULD KILL THEM ALL!! sos lo unico q amo...sos lo mejor en mi vida says: comeon NOTHING WILL KEEP US APART! WE COULD KILL THEM ALL!! sos lo unico q amo...sos lo mejor en mi vida says: jaja.........shhhhh.......it's ok NOTHING WILL KEEP US APART! WE COULD KILL THEM ALL!! sos lo unico q amo...sos lo mejor en mi vida says: your suffering will free you Dave says: yup, the revolution is coming NOTHING WILL KEEP US APART! WE COULD KILL THEM ALL!! sos lo unico q amo...sos lo mejor en mi vida says: ja........no NOTHING WILL KEEP US APART! WE COULD KILL THEM ALL!! sos lo unico q amo...sos lo mejor en mi vida says: i love her Dave says: me too NOTHING WILL KEEP US APART! WE COULD KILL THEM ALL!! sos lo unico q amo...sos lo mejor en mi vida says: really NOTHING WILL KEEP US APART! WE COULD KILL THEM ALL!! sos lo unico q amo...sos lo mejor en mi vida says: she's my love Dave says: cool NOTHING WILL KEEP US APART! WE COULD KILL THEM ALL!! sos lo unico q amo...sos lo mejor en mi vida says: bye mn NOTHING WILL KEEP US APART! WE COULD KILL THEM ALL!! sos lo unico q amo...sos lo mejor en mi vida says: man Dave says: bye NOTHING WILL KEEP US APART! WE COULD KILL THEM ALL!! sos lo unico q amo...sos lo mejor en mi vida says: fuck it allllllll NOTHING WILL KEEP US APART! WE COULD KILL THEM ALL!! sos lo unico q amo...sos lo mejor en mi vida says: dream with me NOTHING WILL KEEP US APART! WE COULD KILL THEM ALL!! sos lo unico q amo...sos lo mejor en mi vida says: you Dave says: i will NOTHING WILL KEEP US APART! WE COULD KILL THEM ALL!! sos lo unico q amo...sos lo mejor en mi vida says: ok NOTHING WILL KEEP US APART! WE COULD KILL THEM ALL!! sos lo unico q amo...sos lo mejor en mi vida says: je NOTHING WILL KEEP US APART! WE COULD KILL THEM ALL!! sos lo unico q amo...sos lo mejor en mi vida says: bye Dave says: bye


Dolemyte Commander Posts: 1116	Posted on Thu Sep 1, 2005 7:19 pm If I'm not mistaken he/she just said "Dream about me" in Spanglish
	Dolemyte Commander


Slayer Tactical Officer Posts: 869	Posted on Mon Sep 5, 2005 3:54 pm cuando me suicide me sentire mejor just sent you a Nudge! cuando me suicide me sentire mejor just sent you a Nudge! cuando me suicide me sentire mejor just sent you a Nudge! cuando me suicide me sentire mejor just sent you a Nudge! Dave says: YO! it's the green machine Dave says: gonna rock the town without bein' seen Dave says: have you ever seen a turtle Get Down? Dave says: Slammin' Jammin' to the new swing sound cuando me suicide me sentire mejor says: quien eresss??? Dave says: Yeah, everybody let's move! Dave says: Vanilla is here with the new Jack Groove Dave says: Gonna rock, and roll this place Dave says: With the power of the ninja turtle bass! Dave says: ICEMAN!!! cuando me suicide me sentire mejor says: hay jueputa indio de mierda cuando me suicide me sentire mejor says: mas indio que la chaya Dave says: \\m/ cuando me suicide me sentire mejor says: dale cuando me suicide me sentire mejor says: escribe en ingles Dave says: ya know I'm not playin', Devastate the show while the turtles are sayin: Dave says: Ninja! Ninja! Dave says: RAP!!! Dave says: Ninja ninja cuando me suicide me sentire mejor says: asqueroso indio cuando me suicide me sentire mejor says: tu mama donatelo Dave says: RAP!!! Dave says: GO Dave says: Go Dave says: Go Dave says: Go cuando me suicide me sentire mejor says: el rap al igual que tu asqueroso culo apestan Dave says: GO NINJA GO NINJA GO!!!!!!!!!! Dave says: GO NINJA GO NINJA GO!!!! Dave says: Go Dave says: Go Dave says: Go Dave says: Go cuando me suicide me sentire mejor says: callate jueputa nmaduro cuando me suicide me sentire mejor says: tu y esplinter son unos pendejos Dave says: Lyrics, fill in the gap Dave says: Drop that bass and get the NINJA RAP cuando me suicide me sentire mejor says: y crank Dave says: Feel it, if you know what i mean cuando me suicide me sentire mejor says: ???? Dave says: Give it up, hour after hour Dave says: Cause in this life there's only one winner Dave says: You better aim good so you can hit the center Dave says: In it to win, with a team of four Dave says: Ninja Turtles that you gotta adore cuando me suicide me sentire mejor says: en el centro de tu ano cuando me suicide me sentire mejor says: estas cantado una cancion??? Dave says: Ninja, Ninja, RAP! Ninja, Ninja, RAP! Dave says: Go cuando me suicide me sentire mejor says: o que pedo es la letra de MC hammer Dave says: Go Dave says: Go Dave says: Go Dave says: Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO; Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO! cuando me suicide me sentire mejor says: tu mama Dave says: Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO; Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO! cuando me suicide me sentire mejor just sent you a Nudge! cuando me suicide me sentire mejor just sent you a Nudge! cuando me suicide me sentire mejor just sent you a Nudge! cuando me suicide me sentire mejor just sent you a Nudge! cuando me suicide me sentire mejor says: whats your name? cuando me suicide me sentire mejor just sent you a Nudge! cuando me suicide me sentire mejor just sent you a Nudge! cuando me suicide me sentire mejor just sent you a Nudge! cuando me suicide me sentire mejor just sent you a Nudge! cuando me suicide me sentire mejor just sent you a Nudge! cuando me suicide me sentire mejor just sent you a Nudge! cuando me suicide me sentire mejor just sent you a Nudge! cuando me suicide me sentire mejor just sent you a Nudge! cuando me suicide me sentire mejor just sent you a Nudge! cuando me suicide me sentire mejor just sent you a Nudge! cuando me suicide me sentire mejor says: eee??? Dave says: mi yamo es Vanilla Ice cuando me suicide me sentire mejor says: whats your name? cuando me suicide me sentire mejor says: whats your name? cuando me suicide me sentire mejor says: whats your name? cuando me suicide me sentire mejor says: where you from cuando me suicide me sentire mejor says: im from merida mexico Dave says: cYo! es la m?quina verde Dave says: yendo a oscilar la ciudad Dave says: sin el bein ' visto haga que usted siempre visto una tortuga consiga Down? Dave says: Slammin ' Jammin ' al nuevo sonido del oscilaci?n s?, todos nos dej? movernos Dave says: la vainilla est? aqu? con el nuevo surco de Gato que va a oscilar, y rueda este lugar Dave says: con la energ?a de la tortuga Dave says: ICEMAN!!! Dave says: bajo, ya del ninja sabe no soy playin' -- devaste la demostraci?n mientras que las tortugas son sayin: estribillo Dave says: ?Ninja, Ninja, RAP! Dave says: ?Ninja, Ninja, RAP! cuando me suicide me sentire mejor says: where you from Dave says: Vaya Dave says: van Dave says: van Dave says: van Dave says: Van Ninja, Van Ninja, VAN Dave says: Va Ninja, Va Ninja, VA! Va Ninja, Va Ninja, VA; ?Va Ninja, Va Ninja Dave says: Van Dave says: van Dave says: van cuando me suicide me sentire mejor says: where you from Dave says: van cuando me suicide me sentire mejor says: where you from Dave says: New Orleans cuando me suicide me sentire mejor says: whats your fucking name? Dave says: USA cuando me suicide me sentire mejor says: jajajajajaajajajaja Dave says: Conner Peterson cuando me suicide me sentire mejor says: sorry cuando me suicide me sentire mejor says: are you swinning? Dave says: si cuando me suicide me sentire mejor says: jajajaja Dave says: soy tan pobre Dave says: soy tan negro cuando me suicide me sentire mejor says: das asco cuando me suicide me sentire mejor says: callate asqueroso afroamericano cuando me suicide me sentire mejor says: maldito mono africano Dave says: you racist FUCK!!! Dave says: i looked that shit up on babelfish, you said "damn African monkey" Dave says: i should fuck your asshole with my huge black cock cuando me suicide me sentire mejor says: aja cuando me suicide me sentire mejor says: que mas Dave says: debo coger a su asshole con mi martillo negro enorme cuando me suicide me sentire mejor says: pedazo cuando me suicide me sentire mejor says: de mono cuando me suicide me sentire mejor says: africano cuando me suicide me sentire mejor says: maldito sidoso cuando me suicide me sentire mejor says: espero que te mueras en la inmundicia de tu pais [ This message was edited by: Slayer on 2005-09-05 22:55 ]


werd Sergeant Major Posts: 129	Posted on Mon Sep 5, 2005 7:09 pm rofl
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Slayer Tactical Officer Posts: 869	Posted on Wed Sep 7, 2005 2:55 pm NOTHING WILL KEEP US APART! WE COULD KILL THEM ALL!! sos lo unico q amo...sos lo mejor en mi vida says: hello gent Dave says: STOP FUCKING MSGING ME IM FUCKING TRYING TO FUCKING PLAY GOLF Dave says: FUCK!!! NOTHING WILL KEEP US APART! WE COULD KILL THEM ALL!! sos lo unico q amo...sos lo mejor en mi vida says: fuck you offf NOTHING WILL KEEP US APART! WE COULD KILL THEM ALL!! sos lo unico q amo...sos lo mejor en mi vida says: chupalaaaaa NOTHING WILL KEEP US APART! WE COULD KILL THEM ALL!! sos lo unico q amo...sos lo mejor en mi vida just sent you a Nudge! NOTHING WILL KEEP US APART! WE COULD KILL THEM ALL!! sos lo unico q amo...sos lo mejor en mi vida says: deforme Dave says: koontark NOTHING WILL KEEP US APART! WE COULD KILL THEM ALL!! sos lo unico q amo...sos lo mejor en mi vida says: nephren_ ka NOTHING WILL KEEP US APART! WE COULD KILL THEM ALL!! sos lo unico q amo...sos lo mejor en mi vida just sent you a Nudge! Dave says: don't make me use the secret ninja moves from the government NOTHING WILL KEEP US APART! WE COULD KILL THEM ALL!! sos lo unico q amo...sos lo mejor en mi vida says: jsjaja NOTHING WILL KEEP US APART! WE COULD KILL THEM ALL!! sos lo unico q amo...sos lo mejor en mi vida says: youlike me, jaja NOTHING WILL KEEP US APART! WE COULD KILL THEM ALL!! sos lo unico q amo...sos lo mejor en mi vida says: u make me smile Dave says: you make me shit my ass NOTHING WILL KEEP US APART! WE COULD KILL THEM ALL!! sos lo unico q amo...sos lo mejor en mi vida says: ok NOTHING WILL KEEP US APART! WE COULD KILL THEM ALL!! sos lo unico q amo...sos lo mejor en mi vida says: que suerte Dave says: this is America, learn the language NOTHING WILL KEEP US APART! WE COULD KILL THEM ALL!! sos lo unico q amo...sos lo mejor en mi vida says: why NOTHING WILL KEEP US APART! WE COULD KILL THEM ALL!! sos lo unico q amo...sos lo mejor en mi vida says: i disturbed you NOTHING WILL KEEP US APART! WE COULD KILL THEM ALL!! sos lo unico q amo...sos lo mejor en mi vida says: ? Dave says: 10 thousand fists in the air Dave says: my favorite songs are Deify and I'm Alive NOTHING WILL KEEP US APART! WE COULD KILL THEM ALL!! sos lo unico q amo...sos lo mejor en mi vida says: did you see my picture NOTHING WILL KEEP US APART! WE COULD KILL THEM ALL!! sos lo unico q amo...sos lo mejor en mi vida says: and? Dave says: no i did not NOTHING WILL KEEP US APART! WE COULD KILL THEM ALL!! sos lo unico q amo...sos lo mejor en mi vida says: don't you see it?? Dave says: no Dave says: can you send it? NOTHING WILL KEEP US APART! WE COULD KILL THEM ALL!! sos lo unico q amo...sos lo mejor en mi vida sends: NOTHING WILL KEEP US APART! WE COULD KILL THEM ALL!! sos lo unico q amo...sos lo mejor en mi vida says: bye NOTHING WILL KEEP US APART! WE COULD KILL THEM ALL!! sos lo unico q amo...sos lo mejor en mi vida says: acept it! NOTHING WILL KEEP US APART! WE COULD KILL THEM ALL!! sos lo unico q amo...sos lo mejor en mi vida says: cmon You have failed to receive file "elizabeth.JPG" from NOTHING WILL KEEP US APART! WE COULD KILL THEM ALL!! sos lo unico q amo...sos lo mejor en mi vida. Dave says: sorry, was afk The following message could not be delivered to all recipients: sorry, was afk Dave says: NOOOO, COME BACK SEXY The following message could not be delivered to all recipients: NOOOO, COME BACK SEXY


Slayer Tactical Officer Posts: 869	Posted on Thu Sep 15, 2005 8:44 am Dave says: sexy NOTHING WILL KEEP US APART! WE COULD KILL THEM ALL!! sos lo unico q amo...sos lo mejor en mi vida says: jajajaja NOTHING WILL KEEP US APART! WE COULD KILL THEM ALL!! sos lo unico q amo...sos lo mejor en mi vida says: noo Dave says: ya NOTHING WILL KEEP US APART! WE COULD KILL THEM ALL!! sos lo unico q amo...sos lo mejor en mi vida says: ok NOTHING WILL KEEP US APART! WE COULD KILL THEM ALL!! sos lo unico q amo...sos lo mejor en mi vida says: i don't think so


Gearshift Intelligence Officer Posts: 346	Posted on Thu Sep 15, 2005 8:55 am ask her if she wants any of the beer? or how about some ether? on second thought nevermind...